A Small Sampling of Animal Riddles

What is the best year for a kangaroo?
A leap year.

What kind of leopard has red spots?
One with the measles.

What animal drops from the clouds?
The reindeer.

What kind of food does a thoroughbred racehorse eat?
Fast food

How do you stop a charging elephant?
Take away its credit cards.

Did you hear the riddle about the skunk?
Never mind, it stinks.

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull dozer.

Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.

What animal can jump higher than a house?
Any animal. Houses can’t jump.